5 THE HARD WAY

1) Assault Rifles

Now I can finally protect my home. I hope Josh feels safer.

2) City of God - On the same topic, I finally watched City of God and it was amazing. It could have been one of the most confusing films I have ever saw yet with inventive editing and fantastic amateur acting they managed to tell a cohesive story and bring every character to life. And of course the cinematography was just breathtaking. A must see.

3) CSI - Last week stupid Spike TV played every fucking episode of this show and now I can't stop thinking about it. I had seen a few episodes here and there but now I am truly hooked. Gil Grissom is the fucking man. Best Guest Appearance: Tom Noonan (the killer from Manhunter) reunites with William Peterson (Gil Grissom himself) and gets taken down by him AGAIN. Bad luck man, better stop killing people and being creepy as all hell.

4) Joe Klien - I've started reading Joe Klein's column in Time Magazine and am really starting to love him. He manages to breakdown all the political crap into one little page that I can digest. Thank you Joe Klein for telling my everything Kerry's doing wrong and what he could do to win this election. Now lets hope that someone on his campaign will give it a glance. Oh yeah, fuck George W. Bush.

5) Cell Phones - I dropped my cell phone against the wall a couple times in a row a few weeks ago and it fucking broke into a million little pieces. They just don't make them like they use to. Anyway, I finally got a new one and it is so shiny and new and it actually works and gets reception. And I love it. But I know that I'll have to turn on this one too. I know it's gonna start to fucking flake out on me. It just better watch it's fucking step around me. You here that i88s.